I hope somebody tells Simon it's the '5-second rule' not the '5-minute rule.' Gross.   Welcome to season 2! Simon doesn't have a new voice actor, my voice actually changed that much. If you want to find out why, check...

Dude I don't know, sometimes life's just scary.            Season two starts May 2021 <3      Check out our Twitter for evil soup recipes:    https...

Simon makes soup, gossips about his boss, and ignores his self-directed internalized homophobia. Sorry I didn't upload last weekend, I was freaking out because I came out to my parents last Saturday (they were exceptionally cool about it) (than...

Are you ready to join the Squid Squad?!? Yeah? Well, you're going to be disappointed because this episode isn't about that.         Content Warning: Suicide Mention          N...

In this episode Simon brings you to the astral plane to talk to Isaac, roll around in popcorn, and ride a toy train. Also, always remember that if you trap somebody in a jar like a butterfly, you've gotta poke some holes in the lid.   ...