I hope somebody tells Simon it's the '5-second rule' not the '5-minute rule.' Gross.   Welcome to season 2! Simon doesn't have a new voice actor, my voice actually changed that much. If you want to find out why, check...

Dude I don't know, sometimes life's just scary.            Season two starts May 2021 <3      Check out our Twitter for evil soup recipes:    https...

Simon makes soup, gossips about his boss, and ignores his self-directed internalized homophobia. Sorry I didn't upload last weekend, I was freaking out because I came out to my parents last Saturday (they were exceptionally cool about it) (than...

Are you ready to join the Squid Squad?!? Yeah? Well, you're going to be disappointed because this episode isn't about that.         Content Warning: Suicide Mention          N...

In this episode Simon brings you to the astral plane to talk to Isaac, roll around in popcorn, and ride a toy train. Also, always remember that if you trap somebody in a jar like a butterfly, you've gotta poke some holes in the lid.   ...

Sometimes an ageless deity gives you drugs(?) & helps you redecorate your house. Sometimes you and your childhood best friend fall in love after you have a mental break. Sometimes you don't upload your podcast for three weeks because you're...

You only really need one supportive person to change your life (except sometimes the supportive person is a giant owl)(and sometimes they try to eat you instead of being supportive).Also, the rooster from the background audio says she l...

Simon has the tea on Isaac, a man who has constant near-death experiences, but never actually dies. New episodes every other Sunday.Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtimeFa...

Simon The Demon is back to tell you about ballerinas, human sacrifice, and pissing off his boss (who happens to be a massive inhuman monster, but it's finnneeee).New episodes every other Sunday.Find us on Social Media: 

A sad demon called Simon tells you about yogurt, the giant cat that rules hell, and teeth. New episodes every other Sunday, and find us on Facebook and Twitter.